Posts by Frannie Banannie

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When JWs Knock on Your Door....

by Frannie Banannie in

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what are your most successful methods for dealing with their visit?

do you prefer to "blow 'em off"?

or do you attempt to dissuade them from their inanity?.

Frannie Banannie

Now I got questions I learnt from here. Bring 'em on!

LOL@Smack! Yeah, with all the info on this site and other xdub sites, we're ready to "lock an' LOAD", huh!

Frannie B

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The door to door work a skill to make money

by barry in

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yes i go door to door im in the pest control business and when i need more work.

there has been a drought in australia the past couple of years and the little creepy crawlies dont breed.

door to door is the best advertising on an average night i can get $600 per hour in work.

Yes, Barry....that door-to-door training, ESPECIALLY that ol' "die-hard" training to be persistent was a TREMENDOUS skill to learn....It helped me so much when I became inactive and returned to the stage as a strip tease artist, hustling faux champagne from the customers....

Frannie B

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What do you miss the most not being a witness anymore?

by JH in

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is there anything that you miss, since you don't belong to the jw's anymore?

friendship, family, or maybe just the feeling of belonging to some groupe that had you dreaming of a better world?

Frannie Banannie

I miss the ever-changing "new light" and seein' how much time and how many people it took to "change their light bulbs"....

I miss the "guys in the white hats" doin' their little side-steppin' dance and singin"....."ohhhhhhhhh....I love to dance a little side-step....Now ya see me, now ya don't; I've come an' gone!".....

Frannie B

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What Are The Benefits For Having.....

by Frannie Banannie in

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what do you consider to be the benefits for having an "innie?

"....an "outie?

" please explain.. fb

Frannie Banannie

One benefit to having an Outie is.... No Lint!!!

LOL@Dimples! Too true! Butcha can't hold the salt for the lemon to go with yer tequila in an "outie!"

If you have an inny and are a smoker, you can use it to hold your cigarette if you need both hands for something else, like beer and pizza.

LOL@Walter! That must be SOMMMMMMMMMMMMME "innie", dude! Frannie B

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When JWs Knock on Your Door....

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

what are your most successful methods for dealing with their visit?

do you prefer to "blow 'em off"?

or do you attempt to dissuade them from their inanity?.

Frannie Banannie

I'm thinking of putting a little sign above the doorbell: Ring if you love demons!!! Wonder how inviting that'll be..!!!

LOL@Detective! I think all you'd see is sphincters and elbows, heh!

I tell them my mother's a JW, but I'm not, and I start asking them about rumors I've heard about UN involvement and child abuse.

Good show, Hamas! I hope you tell 'em EXACTLY where to locate the info online...

Frannie B

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When JWs Knock on Your Door....

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

what are your most successful methods for dealing with their visit?

do you prefer to "blow 'em off"?

or do you attempt to dissuade them from their inanity?.

Frannie Banannie

Just say, "I'm not interested" !!

Yup, Oz....I rarely see 'em, but that's my usual reply.

I asked them to add me to the Do NOt Call List. I had to ask them twice, and I was kind of short with them the second time. I knew they wanted to get into it with me, but I cut them off and closed the door. I don't want to argue, and if I invited them in I'd be too tempted to do or say something I'd regret.

Suzi, I'm afraid of how badly my reaction would be to their preachiness, too, hon....I never invite 'em in either....having them put us on the "do not call" list is perfect.

Frannie B

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What Are The Benefits For Having.....

by Frannie Banannie in

jw
friends

what do you consider to be the benefits for having an "innie?

"....an "outie?

" please explain.. fb

Frannie Banannie

hard to pierce an "outie", plus when you wear a sexy tight shirt it looks like you have a third nipple! LOL!

LOL@Odrade! Yes, they're hard to pierce....I mean they stick out like yer nose, but there's no nostrils to pierce....and that third-nipple-look is so "outre"...besides ya can wear a "jewel" in an "innie", huh!

Frannie B

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Feeling much better now. :)

by Elsewhere in

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after cheating on my atkins diet and going nuts at a local pizza joint... i'm back on track.

i also decided to take a closer look at some of the recipes at the back on the atkins diet book and found a wonderful soup recipe.

it is called beef vegetable soup, but don't let its simple name deceive you!

Frannie Banannie

Good for you, Else! I've tried that Atkins Diet off and on for decades (since '70's) and always wind up feeling lousy (have hypoglycemia) and frustrated with having to cook such a large variety so I won't feel so deprived, and having to watch the scales and portions.....so I changed my tactics and have become a "fruita-tarian"...with a few "greens" thrown in....It's great! I don't hafta cook....all my food comes pre-packaged in meal-sized or snack-sized containers, I don't hafta wash dishes or cook, I can eat all I want, have LOTS of energy.....WHEEEEEEE! And I lose weight as I need to without worrying about it anymore.....

Frannie B

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